tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53701272011-11-15T23:48:00.646-05:00Where sour cream goes goodIronnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.comBlogger5281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-53676605577739730772011-11-15T23:40:00.001-05:002011-11-15T23:48:00.659-05:00

They are ripping it up out at Ft. Riley tonight. Its driving my dad nuts. Hard to believe he was in the army. An Apache on a gun run is much better than the office matron looking to find someone with a cup out. A medical deal kept me out but the thump of artillery lets me know where to go when the zombies happen. I expect the big guns will be going soon. Weeeeeeeee........ I'm going to watch.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-91385386296989028422011-11-02T23:08:00.001-04:002011-11-02T23:08:35.564-04:00

I'm having a ball in Manhattan KS ....its good to being back where things go BOOM, but I need to be home for a bit. The sky here doesn't look right. Carolina Blue isn't the color for UNC. It's different altogether. By lunch tomorrow I should be back in the Palmetto State Thank jeebus. I need a dog, a haircut, and a right shoulder massage. Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-12427896926636333582011-10-15T00:05:00.001-04:002011-10-15T00:05:05.158-04:00

I'm wondering if I should change the name of this blog from what it is to ass planet Kansas ..    or at least where I am has some of the best back bumpers I've ever seen. Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-92068022472282080602011-10-07T02:21:00.002-04:002011-10-07T03:33:17.140-04:00

If you've found this Baby..... and I know your snake of a mother has, just tell me to come home and I will. I've been yours and yours alone since 1994.I was lazy and I know I fucked some things up badly. I'm working on that. I worked out and cut my fat ass down from 220 to 175. Not bad for someone six foot one. I would go toe to toe with almost anyone but that just made you mad. You know I

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-81847001588272346672011-10-07T01:54:00.002-04:002011-10-07T01:57:21.125-04:00

This man says it better than anyone I know."A Treatise: Someone May Get Shot in the Face Well, now, if there is any way fellows can chase off most women it is to speak of firearms, and their throbbing cocklust for them. This might be a supreme example of that sort of thing... or it might not.Here's an aside, though, before I get started. I am amazed at the number of men who have children

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-33991554044026808752011-08-27T11:01:00.001-04:002011-08-27T11:01:07.739-04:00

I've been back at my moms for a month or so and its hard to believe how fast the south returned. I'm still reading 400 page books but I actually used the phrase " good lord willing and the creek didn't rise". That was a shock to me. I say its broken because I will never not be a southener again Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-43351739421782504982011-08-26T02:03:00.001-04:002011-08-26T02:03:06.254-04:00

There are so many gorgeous ..... nay stunning women out there. I've been blind to the fruits of the tree. I'm being a good husband but all I can say is goddamn! Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-85867141264449119252011-06-30T14:36:00.001-04:002011-06-30T14:36:32.918-04:00

I don't know how many westerns .....meaning old school Westerns y'all have watched but I've figured out I would ride cleanup. You know you have a guy out front and some wranglers then a person to help the stragglers Its driving my wife crazy ........I do great when I  have my niece and nephew around. I walk in the back and make sure everything is ok. My wife isn't ok with that kind of checking up

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-22395805302694271682011-06-10T10:17:00.001-04:002011-06-10T10:17:50.895-04:00

NASA is anal. If you got people in there that's cool but a saline satellite is worthless. My cable company owes me an hour of pay

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-66649305137461716552011-06-10T10:06:00.001-04:002011-06-10T10:06:04.575-04:00

This goddamn nitrogen sucking bitch has been going for a hour. NASA owes me a steak and a hamburger

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-53471387742774402462011-06-10T09:58:00.001-04:002011-06-10T09:58:10.232-04:00

The main voice on the launch on the NASA channel today is about the sexiest bitch I've ever heard

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-79906239325378096622011-06-10T09:53:00.001-04:002011-06-10T09:53:36.499-04:00

I'm going more nuts?????

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-13453496405846372672011-06-10T09:44:00.001-04:002011-06-10T09:47:00.354-04:00

We are paying for bullshit. This rocket that is launching in a few mins is going to take a few years to measure ocean salt content. Get in a boat and go measure it. If not at least taste it. Btw....hammerhead?...... for a salt water satellite launch?

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-82976628668103440662011-06-10T09:20:00.001-04:002011-06-10T09:29:03.401-04:00

I love space flight but goddamn I do not need to be paying for a NASA channel. Put it between ABC and NBC and make everyone pay for it. Most stupid channel ever. I don't need to watch an aluminum penis vent gas. Get it off my TV. If we can't try for Mars what are we doing?

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-36715924323584330172011-06-09T22:57:00.001-04:002011-06-10T00:13:56.502-04:00

I don't know that my wife understands she is an adult

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-73243133750234223922011-06-09T22:10:00.001-04:002011-06-16T03:18:00.130-04:00

Wifely poo if you are out there reading. Well if you cared to find this site in the past 8 years get the goddamned fuck off the net and quit talking to Tom. World of Warcraft is an addiction. And fuck it. I hate I ever introduced you to It.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-86034830458708970382011-06-09T21:49:00.001-04:002011-06-10T09:29:41.684-04:00

The brunette is my niece.  She is the spitting image of my sis. She has everyone wrapped around her finger. But me lol. Like I said she is my sister. I have her number

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-16122107714749053342011-06-09T21:44:00.001-04:002011-06-09T21:47:02.420-04:00

The fucking Chinese didn't invent everything.  I bet someone in Romania made a noodle too. Sorry I've been gone. Kinda an Acidman situation if you catch my drift. Bitch Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-9336929189404402862010-11-11T07:07:00.001-05:002010-11-11T07:07:43.324-05:00

I haven't been here for a long time. I'm gonna try and change that. I need a place to vent.I don't know if anyone has noticed but America is on the edge.We need to do something soom.Caio.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-2637073417098122672010-07-08T23:46:00.001-04:002010-07-08T23:46:20.909-04:00

Why the fuck does any white man have any reason to care about pro basketball. Not a racest comment but LeBron isn't good for more than 3 years of asslicking. the sport is there so people can bet on it.Goddamned idiots. Compulsive brain dead idiots

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-40058683941998706992010-05-20T00:05:00.001-04:002010-05-20T00:05:52.634-04:00

Long time no see. Has anyone noticed this country attitude has gone to shit?In my life every where I look I see people casting aside "friends" for money.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-19634867883413776682010-04-13T00:13:00.001-04:002010-04-13T00:13:52.325-04:00

I'm sick of this 'We have destroyed" the environment bullshit.So if we have then lets get off this rock. Don't Cap or Trade any fucking thing! I'm serious send me out into the black. A fucking though out post to follow. 2012 is only a sneeze awaychow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-3450791472627622442010-03-08T09:39:00.001-05:002010-03-08T09:39:39.515-05:00

Need i say more? Mr. Jobs quit being a greedy cunt. Your shit is nice but not worth your bellyaching

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-64276234264027641512010-02-14T02:05:00.001-05:002010-02-14T02:05:11.298-05:00

I think this space is going to be my own little diary from now on. Expect stupidity and self loathing.You came here.No one forced you.Later

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-20116594217618695072010-02-08T00:20:00.001-05:002010-02-08T00:20:45.387-05:00

droid is the handheld ass bomb. Fuck you Wazz and your iPieceofshit

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-66868712835326579772010-02-08T00:13:00.001-05:002010-02-08T00:13:55.886-05:00

Coming to you from my new droid

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-46160636315517229022007-12-27T10:29:00.000-05:002007-12-27T10:32:08.483-05:00

Fuck Allah and his little brown ass-clown followers. They aren't fit to suck my dick.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-78830568609930742632007-08-05T21:34:00.001-04:002007-08-05T21:34:23.118-04:00

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-30437427832020367452007-03-15T23:08:00.000-04:002007-03-15T23:16:49.965-04:00

If you happen to come down with a sinus infection that is resistant to your first round of meds then watch out for the second round. It is likely to be something insanely powerful that will nuke your system if you are lucky. You know hair growing on your tounge and the like.If you aren't lucky you might have a reaction that sends you to the hospital for a week or so.If I get the Anthrax I'm

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-9956293235663478212007-02-19T22:40:00.000-05:002007-02-19T23:15:22.868-05:00

In case yall want to play DVD's not encoded for your player here you go. It's only one part of the equation but you can find the rest on the same site. I did... maybe.Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-8864661408482393172007-02-19T22:32:00.000-05:002007-02-19T22:39:51.723-05:00

How to upgrade to Windows Vista and need the lowdown. Well here you go. Parts 1, 2, and 3.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-26359459047881594292007-02-02T16:08:00.000-05:002007-02-02T16:23:31.383-05:00

I think that makes her not deaf. Right?

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-7658968479815506542007-01-24T23:54:00.000-05:002007-01-25T00:15:37.744-05:00

I upgraded Blogger to it's "New" Gmail format a few weeks back and had not checked my mail since then...Well I just got a bit of a jolt... I've been getting comments that never went anywhere... Bane, Yabu, SWG, oh my! Blogger hasn't been putting out. Moody Fucking Bitch!Trust me, I never tried to write stuff for adulation but I know I had scads of repeat visitors before I went AWOL . Now I know

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-41247066760543963002007-01-24T23:27:00.000-05:002007-01-24T23:53:41.824-05:00

All of the activity has wound down and I hope to get by here three or four times a week. The new house is awesome and as soon as I can get hold of the camera I'll post some pics.I was apprehensive about new neighbors but so far they seem to be fine. I found out that one of them is an old stoner when he came over to complain about my stereo being too loud last Friday. He was all set on calling the

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1168060961531386852007-01-06T00:09:00.000-05:002007-01-06T00:22:41.560-05:00

I have way too much shit going on. The new house is kicking my ass. The upside is that I'm surfing the net on a Linux box attached to a forty inch Sony LCD and Sony surround. YouTube looks like ass so why don't yall stop linking to it.Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1166157572926878302006-12-14T23:32:00.000-05:002007-01-10T20:25:00.416-05:00

We have clarification as to weather we should shave our cootchie/ scrotum and anus. The answer is... Yes, you should. I guess the One Eyed Mullah has no beard on his One Eyed Mullah.Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1165547741244186802006-12-07T22:11:00.000-05:002006-12-07T22:15:41.260-05:00

...We are going to record this with a video camera do these retards not understand?The scene shows the men appearing to get drunk and watching the infamous Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee sex videotape.What the hell is so embarrassing about that? I would think the family member who outed them would have some explaining to do also.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1164690723394192592006-11-27T23:52:00.000-05:002006-11-28T00:12:03.420-05:00

New Waits, new Beatles, new clients, and cabinets installed in the new diggs.The Crash Wrap is still on the cabinets so I can't play with them.The Clients are a bitch but they are bankrolling Christmas.I just found out about Waits from Letterman.Mr. Martin ( No.1 & 2) knocked it out of the park. Buy it! Put your headphones on and if your skull isn't throbbing by the end of it you can kiss my

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1163476975747741052006-11-13T22:58:00.000-05:002006-11-13T23:02:55.766-05:00

While youins' come here looking for me to put up an air freshener and chase out the stray cats you really would be better served by goint to a blog like this.She used to live in Charleston and is now blogging about Vietnamese Trainfarters.Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1162427334726198912006-11-01T19:03:00.000-05:002006-11-01T19:28:54.766-05:00

Gay Men Warm Up to Dixie Chicks After Bush ControversyMaines adds, "I feel we have a connection with them because we've felt discrimination. We now know what it's like to be hated for no reason, just because of who we are."There are way more men in general. We never really had men in our crowd or it always seemed as if they didn't want to be there - that they brought their girlfriends, thinking

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1162425085319859332006-11-01T18:44:00.000-05:002006-11-01T22:09:15.850-05:00

I don't personally see why Bane has a beef with the Japanese. Sure, there is the WWII thing but damn ! Just look at that and tell me that she isn't delectable.

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Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1162334699468502502006-10-31T17:43:00.000-05:002006-10-31T17:44:59.486-05:00

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1162272416021611472006-10-31T00:24:00.000-05:002006-10-31T00:26:56.036-05:00

Our Knowledge & Experience At Your CommandBy K.O. Munson

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1161748359916335112006-10-24T23:43:00.000-04:002006-10-24T23:52:39.953-04:00

... just when I thought I would be posting regularly I have to run off to BFE again. I'll be back sometime on Monday.In the mean time, does the idea of Germany having a "global" military make anyone else want to nuke them now?

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1161143134590610562006-10-17T23:30:00.000-04:002006-10-17T23:45:34.626-04:00

I am finally had time to take some pictures of the new hovel. One from curbside and another from the front bedroom with a cameo by the 330. The HUGE flag pole in the background is stealth cell-tower. Note the stylish shingle footpath and easy access to garbage disposal. December and move-in time is going to be here way to soon.Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1161057801089138522006-10-17T00:03:00.000-04:002006-10-17T21:52:05.020-04:00

.... but... News footage of girls volleyball makes me giddy. You can ask any of my friends, I have never been one to go for theyounger ladies but the volleyball girls do it for me.... as a team. Oneof those young girls by herself just makes me feel like pervert. All of that youthful, non-dykeish energy trussed up in short-shorts and ponytails is enough to make me want to go back to highschool.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1161054507648239422006-10-16T23:08:00.000-04:002006-10-17T21:52:27.323-04:00

... You need to go here and check this shit out. It sounds like pure shit but that is where we are headed. There is no need to bend over and spread your cheeks because we've already been reamed out like a reststop queer.Chowpowered by performancing firefox

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1160880231750889192006-10-14T22:43:00.000-04:002006-10-14T22:43:51.756-04:00

It looks like women will be voting with their vaginas again this November. We all know that looking good to sexually repressed housewives has turned out well in the past for voters.I would say that he won't come have sex with you but Clinton would have.powered by performancing firefox

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1160626049100662642006-10-11T23:39:00.000-04:002006-10-12T00:07:29.116-04:00

As a settle back into the non nomadic lifestyle for a while I decided to slow down and do something that I haven't done for a few moons... cook a meal for myself... and boy was it a random mish-mash of ingredients; cornbread dressing with loads of fresh sage, butterbeans that I froze a few months ago, and chicken piccatta with lemon peel and capers in a pan gravy of sorts. I got more kitchen

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1160450451144943662006-10-09T23:13:00.000-04:002006-10-09T23:20:51.160-04:00

... of what looks back when I close my eyes at night.I'm not saying where it came from but you dirty bastards better not steal it.Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1160196623080533452006-10-07T00:46:00.000-04:002006-10-07T00:51:33.056-04:00

... why I came back.Happy Birfday IronSister! And Congrats second Brat.Chow, Part Deux.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1160196319632213522006-10-07T00:14:00.000-04:002006-10-07T00:51:02.906-04:00

A month gone and a bit more to go but the slog is almost done. I've seen about all I can stand of my beloved South for now. If you have network, connectivity, database, load balancing, and/ or termite issues you can kiss my white ass. Not only have I seen all I can see, I think I spent a week with the Eyeball Kid and the literal Unwashed Mass. He smelled like he looked. Ware Shoals seems

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1157515895898549282006-09-06T00:02:00.000-04:002006-09-06T00:11:35.913-04:00

The supply lines aren't able to cope with the amount of ground I am traveling. Work in three states, three houses in one state, and no sleep equal a frazzled Ironnerd.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1157515051841483322006-09-05T23:57:00.000-04:002006-09-05T23:59:09.966-04:00

I just slew a member of The Noble and Holy Order of the Knights of Labor.Fucking Yankee/ Socialist bastardsChow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1157514929807414852006-09-05T23:39:00.000-04:002006-09-05T23:55:29.826-04:00

Yeah, it's my birthday too. The fifth day of the seventh month of the pre-Caesarian era is the day I was born and if Julius and Augustus hadn't had ego problems I would have been celebrating two months ago. July and August are about as subtle as BigDick and BiggestDick but it stuck so I was plopped out on Labor Day ... Ha- Ha... Serious, I thought that a holiday was created for the day my mom

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1157513893312183202006-09-05T23:36:00.000-04:002006-09-05T23:38:13.326-04:00

... nuke Pakistan. Am I wrong?

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1156824641333724582006-08-28T23:37:00.000-04:002006-08-30T09:14:38.236-04:00

Sure, I smell like crotch rot but I ain't dead... just very... very busy. A standing seasonal helping hand/obligation/chance to cuss like a sailor in public gig plus a kick ass Networking contract on the bounce has led to me having no time for the 'blogthang.Oh yeah, I just spent the weekend picking granite, hardwood, and tile for new StraightWhiteGuyesque diggs. The girlfriend decided her abode

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1156301245293765652006-08-22T22:40:00.000-04:002006-08-22T22:47:25.306-04:00

It seems that a pissed off gay midget has been set loose in Hollywood this is all the more amusing since the makers of South Park inked a deal for two movies today.Today was supposed to be the Alpacalypse so maybe this is the first portent. I taint holding my breath though.

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... that Saturday Night Live was still on the air. Honestly, does anyone watch it?

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If you are one of the bliss ninnies like my sister I can't help you but this site shows the hard numbers that most dunder-heads can be made to understand. That is one hell of a lot of well documented dead people. It really isn't that hard to figure out. Muslims are the religious/ ethnic group most likely to explode without notice. Oh yeah, "suicide bombers" are fucking murderers if anyone other

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I ain't nowhere near the end of this yearly shit-storm that a I volunteer for but the dawn has broken, so to speak. A new batch of knuckle draggers has been shown that a motivated team of trained monkeys can outlast a demoralized press gang of youth and strength. If I were smart I would pimp these guys out to UPS come Christmas time.Confucius says: Before you learn the tricks of the trade. Learn

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1155073232279696412006-08-08T17:33:00.000-04:002006-08-08T17:40:58.136-04:00

Now I know that if Hallmark had its way every day would be a profit driven holiday but pimping Christmas in August is just wrong. Why can't we have them in the order in which they are on the calendar?

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1155054858246886942006-08-08T12:28:00.000-04:002006-08-08T12:34:18.330-04:00

I have noticed numerous eerie parallels between my life and Yabus. I am very, very busy and people who shouldn't be are fucking with me.Chow

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Woman Dies During Liposuction at Home. If you are stupid enough to have a home-roll operation of any kind then you don't deserve to be breathing my air. Fucking waste of skin.Chow

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I haven't had any time to post for a while now and don't see any relief before the Saturday or the first of next week. Let's just say I'm back in a place that I do not need to be. No, it isn't jail, rehab, or blind stumbling drunk( I wish). If no one pisses me off any more than I already am I may walk away in a few months a good deal more wealthy only slightly older.Chow

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... that Heinz started putting ketchup in those easy squeeze bottles had nothing to do with cutting down on glass consumption. It seems they figgered out that mom's didn't feel comfortable letting whelps apply ketchup from a glass container so they decided to move to plastic. Kids don't know the meaning of moderation so you can guess where this is going, more ketchup wasted means more sold. A

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Retro-Grams have absolutely no redeeming social value. That be why I just spent the last twenty minutes firing them off to people who I know that will ask me how I sent a real telegram.Sorry mom, you had it coming.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1153366142153106372006-07-19T22:29:00.000-04:002006-07-19T23:29:02.276-04:00

Worse ways could be found to waste time and reading Kipling does the job with a bit of flash. The Drums of the Fore and Aft being one of my favorites from Wee Willie Winkie. There be Gurkhas in it and Gurkhas kill stuff like Afghans.

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No, I ain't been made over by a pack of Peter Puffers it's just that I've been feeling the gaze of the queer eye lately. Shit isn't sitting right with me and it seems that I'm not the only one. Tsunami's in Java and stupid Muslim tricks ain't what's causing it, something else is simmering that has me twitchy. In any event, the arsenel is clean, loaded, oiled, and sharpened.I have no illusions of

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My resident congress piece of shit John Spratt is wigging out over the kerfluffel created by the use of images of "flag draped coffins" in fund raising ads. You see Jonny Boy has his back up against the wall, what with Ralph Norman close to kicking his teeth in and his bankrollers the Close/Bowles having cashed their ticket in favor of sending jobs to Brazil via Springs Global.I sling poo around

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Fucking Insane Clown Posse freaks are running amuck in Washington. I can't think of any band that conjures to mind "piece of shit" any better that the ICP does.A small bit of trivia for you: An aluminum soft-ball bat makes that same pinging noise on someone's skull as it does on a ball. A dude wearing a ICP shirt learned that the same time I did halfway between the dining hall and my dorm one

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Trojan brand Vibrating Ring condom packs aren't sold in all fifty states. You people in Georgia and Alabama better plan ahead. It must suck knowing that Mormons in Utah can get their freak on better than you.

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I've been informed by the girlfriend that I'm taking her to get Indian food and then Margaritas so yall should clip your nails or clean your navel. I'll be back Monday.I act like anyone gives a damn.Chow

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1152245972962129532006-07-07T00:14:00.000-04:002006-07-07T00:19:33.010-04:00

I didn't know I had reached urban slang legendoscity. I'm alphabetized right after Iron My Shirt, Bitch.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1152238500180690802006-07-06T21:56:00.000-04:002006-07-06T22:15:00.223-04:00

No, I ain't gonna tell you how the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie ends or that Superman is a fag. I just thought I would cut to the chase and let people know the ending to this play by the author of The Motorcycle Diaries that examines the last night of Che Guevara's life. It doesn't end well.I just wanted to save everyone the trouble of going to New York.

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It really pisses me off when someone does this on their website. You see what I did? I posted a link to a shitty YouTube video that I could have done without seeing. How about giving me some warning, not about the pasty white trash ass but the fact you linked to a fucking brain dead YouTube video.The same goes for anything relating to an Acrobat document or that must be viewed with RealPlayer.

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There won't be any Beaners in the World Cup finals. Maybe the grass will get cut now.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1152136065564718182006-07-05T15:05:00.000-04:002006-07-05T23:09:44.456-04:00

While I was poking around the blogosphere a while back I ran across this color guncamera footage from WWII on YouTube.Notice the lack of concern about the collateral damage.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1151816700974888162006-07-02T00:56:00.000-04:002006-07-02T01:05:00.983-04:00

Crap..... I had a good idea for a post but blogger seems to not be displaying my shit as I type it. As in the cursor moves but I can't see what's going on. I'll work on that. Why don't yall go check this out. Letterman always was my pick, Leno just looks like a tool. I'm shallow like that.Chow

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I don't know what to say since everyone else is so much better at it than me. His was the first blog I ever read, hell I thought for a year or so that it was the only blog. I never jumped on the blog parent bandwagon but if I had one it would be Rob. I read him almost religiously and after a while he just became family. Someone I knew who had everything in the world and nothing that he

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Old news to many but then again not something I was looking for. Call it a brain fart.Apple, the computer of fucktards, has had commercials running lately touting that their computers can now dual boot and run on Intel chips. Wow, welcome to the twentieth century and guess what!That shit works both ways as me and one of my fellow goobers proved this past week. It wasn't very hard to work out and

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1151167556998354312006-06-24T12:38:00.000-04:002006-06-24T12:45:57.770-04:00

Just busy working. Off to Sumter until tomorrow then north Georgia for most of next week. If they were my personal clients I would tell them to fuck off but my pimp says I can't do that to hers. Oh well, they are the ones paying out the nose for me to fondle their infrastructure.Chow

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Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1150950427091120212006-06-22T00:25:00.000-04:002006-06-22T00:27:07.106-04:00

WMD calling.Chow

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...I can't figure out why Japanese men are so horny.From here.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1150771412087289582006-06-19T22:10:00.000-04:002006-06-19T22:43:32.170-04:00

I took my moms car for an oil change today and was hit with this blast from my early life that summed up exactly how I've been feeling lately. I can remember sitting on the couch with my granddad watching TV on friday and saturday nights and somehow this song is bouncing around in the background. I never got it until today.So, to that person in my real life who comes here, listen and take the

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New Orleans needs to get its foot out of its ass. The disaster is over and the police should be patrolling the streets not the National Guard for Christ sake. When I read that the military has been called in because of shootings my mind immediatly summons up images of a third world country.

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Dan Rather is sad. Seems that CBS is giving him the cold shoulder, not that I blame them. I don't think he has come to terms with the fact that he screwed the pooch."They talk about wanting a break with the past," he added. "Look at the Murrow film. I don't want to break with that past."That's the rub, you tried to craft the world and got called on it.Godspeed and may the door slap you on the ass.

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Sandlapper magazine has an article archived about the Southern Atlantic Bloggers favorite sport.The first time I ever hustled anyone was when I threw down a can of whoopass on a group from Rodchester, NY around the age of 10. They showed me this new game they learned at Myrtle Beach.It was new, to them.Ciao

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1150430578232858972006-06-15T23:54:00.000-04:002006-06-16T00:02:58.276-04:00

This post pretty much says it. Is Bush an evil mastermind or just chimpy? Which one is it???The most competent administration of all timeAljazeera on Zarqawi's demise: But the timing of his killing was carefully chosen to have the maximum psychological effect on the American public; gradually losing hope and trust in their President.See here's the thing, if you assume Bush and Co. have the

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My native land of South Kakilalistan has it's very own private reserve of Hammerhead sharks. Ya'll may have been first in flight but once I get my genetics lab running I'll be in command of the First Maritime Shark Brigade.Chow

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Washington has grown way to quiet on the Illegal Beaner issue. My guess is the bipartisans are cooking up something to screw us all.

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1150339977242505132006-06-14T22:48:00.000-04:002006-06-14T22:52:57.283-04:00

I felt like hammered shit for the past few days. Headache, nausea, and lightheadedness. You know the works sans diarrhea. I don't remember yesterday at all.

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Why the hell would we? I will admit that soccer is one of the only sports that I will sit down and watch but it isn't an American sport. Americans don't care to watch Pablo Tortilla run around for hours on end and only score once. I also think it might have something to do with the European "thing". You know the "we're not Europeans so we don't really care about it" thing.

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Letterman just had a band on called Wolfmother. I ain't linking it because Led Zeppelin did what they did better. Before they were born.

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... but I'm a computer geek. Sure I work with computers and all but damn, I just stopped to look at all the crap in my inventory/ refugee camp and it makes my head hurt. I've got an unopened copy of Windows 95 on 3.5's, monitors ranging from green screen dinosaurs to a Mac cinema display, RAM sticks out the wazoo, and I just found a Celron box gurgling away in my spare bedroom. I kinda sorta

Ironnerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01710584376895761714noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5370127.post-1149905696382565472006-06-09T22:13:00.000-04:002006-06-09T22:14:56.393-04:00

Outside, looking in.The world stopped, no spin.Still everything is the same.The guest regert they came.

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