11/15/2011 

Boy its nice.

They are ripping it up out at Ft. Riley tonight. Its driving my dad nuts. Hard to believe he was in the army.

An Apache on a gun run is much better than the office matron looking to find someone with a cup out.

A medical deal kept me out but the thump of artillery lets me know where to go when the zombies happen.

I expect the big guns will be going soon.

Weeeeeeeee........ I'm going to watch.

Chow

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11/02/2011 

Official memo

I'm having a ball in Manhattan KS ....its good to being back where things go BOOM, but I need to be home for a bit. The sky here doesn't look right. Carolina Blue isn't the color for UNC. It's different altogether.

By lunch tomorrow I should be back in the Palmetto State

Thank jeebus. I need a dog, a haircut, and a right shoulder massage. Chow

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10/15/2011 

Oh my god

I'm wondering if I should change the name of this blog from what it is to ass planet

Kansas ..    or at least where I am has some of the best back bumpers I've ever seen.

Chow

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10/07/2011 

It's done I think

If you've found this Baby..... and I know your snake of a mother has, just tell me to come home and I will. I've been yours and yours alone since 1994.

I was lazy and I know I fucked some things up badly. I'm working on that. I worked out and cut my fat ass down from 220 to 175. Not bad for someone six foot one. I would go toe to toe with almost anyone but that just made you mad. You know I can go Tete`-a-tete´with God himself and win.

We signed official papers last Friday. I'm hitting the road on Monday for Kansas..... Never thought I would talk to my dad again much less work for him but a chance at owning my own company is mighty tempting. I put in 6 years at my mom in laws company trying to prove I was in for the long haul. Be a part of keeping the family going. Making a living on something that I thought could be a meaningful career.

But I just was used to be cheap labor. I broke my foot and nearly cut my finger off and never winged. I was there when no one else was. Fuck what anyone else has to say..... I ran that shipping department.

I got fucking fucked

Getting my moms acres started clear cut and planted in native grasses on Tuesday. I'm gonna have children one way or another. I want them to know what old Bob White and a Whippoorwill sound like.

You got scared and skittish by what you did but you still wouldn't accept my forgiveness. You have almost become proud that you have became the ass that your mom is. I just don't understand. Why be so belligerent?

I used alcohol to kill my emotions and it almost killed me twice in the past year. That demon will haunt me the rest of my life. I abandoned my friends other than Deuce and Carol. I burned every bridge that wasn't made of stone but that didn't do anything but leave me without support.

Deuce is dead, his wife drove him to his grave in less than a year after he married her. She was the world to him. Always was the love of his life. Carol cant talk to me because it will threaten her job with your mom.

I'm stressed now like my granddaddy L.A...... He was a peace keeper.

I'm about to to be like my other granddad Ray.... Mad.....Not unfair...nor unreasonable.... but acting like a robot is inexcusable.

Watch out.... Deuce always said " Go into a corner until you smell shit or hear glass break"

I gotta get to bed. Its 3:30

Chow

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Just Damn!

This man says it better than anyone I know.

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A Treatise: Someone May Get Shot in the Face

Well, now, if there is any way fellows can chase off most women it is to speak of firearms, and their throbbing cocklust for them. This might be a supreme example of that sort of thing... or it might not.

Here's an aside, though, before I get started. I am amazed at the number of men who have children running around shoeless, or wearing blowed out tenny-pumps, with empregnated wives driving 20 year-old Corollas, living in a shotgun shack, while Big Daddy has $3,000 worth of shotguns, a new 4X4 crew cab pickup, an ATV, and a fucking portable duck blind, to be hauled from site to site by that crew cab.

I admire that man. I really do. Because any woman I've ever lived with would have sliced me a new thrill smile from ear to ear with the Gerber Gator she had taken from my drunken hip, while pummeling my sadly unerotic manhood with a goddam broomstick.

I admire that man, but this won't be that post.

And yet: as I waxed so eloquently at that social circle jerk Faces Book, I had to make a decision: do I buy a new fancy digital SLR camera, and enjoy a passion I have entertained since 1971? Or do I buy a couple of rifles? A .22 for plinking, and a larger caliber for processing serious harm to someone/something?

I came down on the side of guns. Because the only pictures I care to spend any extended time looking at would be naked women. Specifically, naked women I was in the process of fucking.

Anything else? Hell, that was a beautiful waterfall, but I just saw the damned thing. Am I really going to revisit that gravity-fucked bale of water in the near, or later, future? Nope. Ain't happening. The naked woman? Probably so. Several times.

Well, I have a cell phone for capturing moments of amour anyway, with the added benefit of sharing that lovemaking with all my friends instantaneously. Iffen I had friends.

And back to the track: Imma gonna buy a Marlin 795 .22 rifle. All you Ruger fans can kiss my recently shaved nethers, too. I still have an AR to build, and buying a 10/22 would engender massive amounts of customizing at the expense of the AR. I want the Marlin because I just might, at some point, and God and General Lee willing, be blessed to shoot someone in the face with it. An intruder, I must add. He must be a miscreant. But damn. Who among us wouldn't shit their drawers for the opportunity to shoot a person in the face? Didn't hurt Cheney.

It wouldn't kill the target, either, is the sweet thing. A mayhem rap, likely. But Lord a mercy. One does make a statement.

The big gun? No idea yet. I am deferring to Og for this. 308? 7mm? 30-06? He'll want me to buy a water buffalo or kudu gun, some kind of elephant gun with a name like Nitro Death or Beastslayer. Something poachers use to eliminate the last of a species, so that they may devour them in disgusting rituals. That's why he's my go-to guy.

I'm not philosophically opposed to hunting down rare exotic animals, necessarily, I just find my species of choice tend to be illegal aliens, and the errant Negro.

Just kidding.

I merely want to kill Bambi's mother. Not that I like venison. I find it repulsive. I just want to kill Bambi's mother.

Now, then: who wants to have their picture taken? I don't have a fancy digital camera, but I do have 4 bars on my cellphone. And a rather robust number of contacts."



Just Damn!


Chow

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8/27/2011 

It's broken

I've been back at my moms for a month or so and its hard to believe how fast the south returned.

I'm still reading 400 page books but I actually used the phrase " good lord willing and the creek didn't rise".

That was a shock to me.

I say its broken because I will never not be a southener again

Chow

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8/26/2011 

Realization

There are so many gorgeous ..... nay stunning women out there.

I've been blind to the fruits of the tree.

I'm being a good husband but all I can say is goddamn!

Chow

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6/30/2011 

Come here!

I don't know how many westerns .....meaning old school Westerns y'all have watched but I've figured out I would ride cleanup. You know you have a guy out front and some wranglers then a person to help the stragglers Its driving my wife crazy ........I do great when I  have my niece and nephew around. I walk in the back and make sure everything is ok. My wife isn't ok with that kind of checking up. I always have a hand out .......stop, start, break someone. I've become my grandma . When I'm by myself I'm fine but put me with my family I have to become the protection.  I can't help it. Is that bad?

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6/10/2011 

Omfg

NASA is anal. If you got people in there that's cool but a saline satellite is worthless. My cable company owes me an hour of pay

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Ok

This goddamn nitrogen sucking bitch has been going for a hour. NASA owes me a steak and a hamburger

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Btw

The main voice on the launch on the NASA channel today is about the sexiest bitch I've ever heard

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Can you tell

I'm going more nuts?????

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Ok.....

We are paying for bullshit. This rocket that is launching in a few mins is going to take a few years to measure ocean salt content.

Get in a boat and go measure it. If not at least taste it.

Btw....hammerhead?...... for a salt water satellite launch?

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Why the hell?

I love space flight but goddamn I do not need to be paying for a NASA channel. Put it between ABC and NBC and make everyone pay for it. Most stupid channel ever. I don't need to watch an aluminum penis vent gas. Get it off my TV. If we can't try for Mars what are we doing?

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6/09/2011 

Are you out there?

I don't know that my wife understands she is an adult

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Hello

Wifely poo if you are out there reading. Well if you cared to find this site in the past 8 years get the goddamned fuck off the net and quit talking to Tom. World of Warcraft is an addiction. And fuck it. I hate I ever introduced you to It.

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Terror

The brunette is my niece.  She is the spitting image of my sis. She has everyone wrapped around her finger.

But me lol. Like I said she is my sister. I have her number


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Ok I'm full of shit but..

The fucking Chinese didn't invent everything.  I bet someone in Romania made a noodle too.

Sorry I've been gone.

Kinda an Acidman situation if you catch my drift.

Bitch

Chow

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11/11/2010 

Howdy

I haven't been here for a long time. I'm gonna try and change that. I need a place to vent.

I don't know if anyone has noticed but America is on the edge.

We need to do something soom.

Caio.

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