12/27/2007 

Here we go again

Fuck Allah and his little brown ass-clown followers. They aren't fit to suck my dick.

8/05/2007 

Futurama's Bender on being a pimp.

3/15/2007 

Call me unlucky.

If you happen to come down with a sinus infection that is resistant to your first round of meds then watch out for the second round. It is likely to be something insanely powerful that will nuke your system if you are lucky. You know hair growing on your tounge and the like.

If you aren't lucky you might have a reaction that sends you to the hospital for a week or so.

If I get the Anthrax I'm fucked.

Chow.

2/19/2007 

Oh yeah

In case yall want to play DVD's not encoded for your player here you go. It's only one part of the equation but you can find the rest on the same site. I did... maybe.

Chow

 

In case yall are wondering

How to upgrade to Windows Vista and need the lowdown. Well here you go. Parts 1, 2, and 3.

2/02/2007 

Deaf Woman Heard Tornado Before Home Destroyed...

I think that makes her not deaf. Right?

1/24/2007 

Un-Fucking Chow Goddamnit!

I upgraded Blogger to it's "New" Gmail format a few weeks back and had not checked my mail since then...Well I just got a bit of a jolt... I've been getting comments that never went anywhere... Bane, Yabu, SWG, oh my! Blogger hasn't been putting out. Moody Fucking Bitch!

Trust me, I never tried to write stuff for adulation but I know I had scads of repeat visitors before I went AWOL . Now I know people were reading this shit and I feel bad about not acknowledging their input/opinion/stupidassedidea.

Sorry and fuck you fuckers. If y'all meet me I'll buy you a drink, those who have already been promised a drink will get three unless you are a lightweight. Lightweights will be made fun of.

Chow

 

'Bout to get back in the swing of things

All of the activity has wound down and I hope to get by here three or four times a week. The new house is awesome and as soon as I can get hold of the camera I'll post some pics.

I was apprehensive about new neighbors but so far they seem to be fine. I found out that one of them is an old stoner when he came over to complain about my stereo being too loud last Friday. He was all set on calling the cops until he discovered that I was painting the garage with the new Beatles CD bulging the windows out. I even burned him a copy and scored an invitation to dinner.

Chow

1/06/2007 

I want to post but I can't right now.

I have way too much shit going on. The new house is kicking my ass.

The upside is that I'm surfing the net on a Linux box attached to a forty inch Sony LCD and Sony surround. YouTube looks like ass so why don't yall stop linking to it.

Chow

12/14/2006 

Praise be to Allah!

We have clarification as to weather we should shave our cootchie/ scrotum and anus.

The answer is... Yes, you should.

I guess the One Eyed Mullah has no beard on his One Eyed Mullah.

Chow

12/07/2006 

What part of...

...We are going to record this with a video camera do these retards not understand?

The scene shows the men appearing to get drunk and watching the infamous Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee sex videotape.

What the hell is so embarrassing about that? I would think the family member who outed them would have some explaining to do also.

11/27/2006 

Holy Shit, It's Christmas!

New Waits, new Beatles, new clients, and cabinets installed in the new diggs.

The Crash Wrap is still on the cabinets so I can't play with them.
The Clients are a bitch but they are bankrolling Christmas.
I just found out about Waits from Letterman.
Mr. Martin ( No.1 & 2) knocked it out of the park. Buy it! Put your headphones on and if your skull isn't throbbing by the end of it you can kiss my ass.

BTW Gnik Nus is Sun King backwards


Chow